7/23/2007

hang in there

to the Korean missionaries in Iraq:
people are praying for you.
be brave.
God be with you.

7/22/2007

a pineapple on the shores of california

going to the bookstore is fun.

trying on boots is even fun-ner.

but typing crap with Sarah is the best.

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"I wanna eat fried mars bars.

Elizabeth Mak is a.... something.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

Mum mum mum mum mum mum mum mum mum mum

Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo

Ice cream and ting ting candy is good for the mind and health (with the exception of Elizabeth. In HER case, it SPOILS her mental and health state)

*blowing bubbles*

Chicken looking timers are fun to play with


MR. POLICEMAN! STOP SAYING, “EH EH EH EH EH EH”

“... UNDER MY UMBRELLA, ELLA ELLA, EH EH EH
UNDER MY UMBRELLA, EH EH EH EH EH EH”

WTF.

NYAH NYAH NYAH.

OR NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH.

MR. POLICEMAN... PLEASE ARREST ITU ORANG FOR BEING SO KOLO BAKKA.

MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM PRESS! MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM

PINEAPPLES ON THE SHORES OF CALIFORNIA.

SWISH.

Elizabeth is mad and VERY BLAH.
( Still can’t think of a word yet)

Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo..
Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
Etcetc.
Neh neh neh neh neh neh neh
Etcetc.

Miss Elizabeth, can you arrest yourself for getting high on Ting Ting candy?

You know, you should be BANNED from eating Ting Ting candy unless you’re by yourself OR are about to go onstage...
I shall write a petition to the Government of Singapore AND California, where the pineapples grow, and I am sure they’ll take good notice of that. YAY! I am bored.

YAY. I AM MAD, SAYS ME. I AM CRAZY, I AM. YAY! SEE ME! SEE ME! I AM GOING MAD OVER TAXI CALLS! SEE ME! SEE ME! (SOUNDS LIKE SOME KID BOOK)
This is me FRAMING LIZZ! Yay

Isn’t this FUN?

I’M SPASTIC AND PROUD."

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i'm the un-bold and caps one, she's the one in bold and talking more nonsense than i am.

so i went to Kinokuniya and bought the July edition of Spin. there's Interpol on the cover, they're GOOD.



then to the department store we go.

leather high-heeled boots, hard-to-fit heels, ugly overpriced wedges.

leather = evil

Ronald McDonald is a fascist sonofabitch.

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singing lessons; Amy Lee probably does the same singing program thing as Sarah and i, Speech Level Singing. orwhat.

it was:

1) First Cut Is The Deepest - Sheryl Crow
2) Come Down To Me - Saving Jane
3) Extraordinary - Liz Phair
4) Wine Red - The Hush Sound

we settled on Show A Little Faith by Charlotte Church. who is NOT opera anymore.



she's so goood. ohmygosh, i love her voice.

and Hayley Westenra.

echo - the hush sound


You are the lighthouse, the seamark
The tempests created this tide
I'm pulled to the black silver ocean
Where the current and the heavens collide

You are the brick
I am so unpredictable led by the current away
Your solid stage is so necessary to save
All those who stray

You are the navigator who never could lead
We were lost in the silver sea
I was the ship who was too proud to ever sink

I am your thought but the water is amnesia
My name is on the tip of your tongue
My image is slipping
But your memory is gripping it
This is my breath in your lungs

You are the navigator who never could lead
We were lost in the silver sea
I was the ship who was too proud to ever sink

Echo, my voice is an echo
of places I don't know
and stories I've been told

Echo. We all are connected a lighthouse
A voyage for history's sake,
Will you please take notice?

7/20/2007

if any of the school faculty is reading this...

nobody really likes the school, the administrative system sucks ass and the food is gross.

i also appreciate the fact that you're pretty much taking a quick peek into the minds of the school population. so you can horrify yourselves at what we're actually like.

you. have. no. idea.

we're gay, we're dirty-mouthed, we're whores.

well, the majority anyway.

love,
Lixx (is the name, don't wear it out)

7/18/2007

Bill, your hips don't lie

oh no they don't. oh yes they do.

WAIT.

hips can't lie. and i wanna cry. (rhyme not intended)

really. but i think telling the reason will be too stupid written (or typed) down.

Frank Sinatra is good.

don't go all P. Diddy on me and feat. somebody on all your tracks to hide your lousy music.

7/16/2007

haiku

why am i counting
syllables on my fingers
when i read haikus

7/15/2007

Shannon ImaBoy (NotaGirl)

with the parenthesis.

IT'S A GIRL'S NAME!

i mean Shannon from 30 Second To Mars, the most poser-esque band EVER.

YOU! ARE! NOT! EMO!

'specially Jared Leto. scrape off that eyeliner, would ya? it's getting cliché. AND wash your hair. hygiene apparently isn't in your genes.

a dilemma

Regina Spektor's Begin To Hope @ 18.95
or
Nirvana's Nevermind @ 16.95
?

the choice is obvious.

WE WELCOME THE RAMONES INTO LIZZ'S (somewhat inadequate) CD COLLECTION!

and at only 9.95 too.

7/13/2007

you're kitsch!

just like Britney Spears, pink flamingos on your front yard and camwhoring.

wait, i have to explain what kitsch is (so the dumb-asses can understand what i'm talking about)

kitsch [kɪtʃ]
–noun
something of tawdry design, appearance, or content created to appeal to popular or undiscriminating taste.

otherwise known as tacky.

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Nick Zinner is cute.

all hail the first picture ever posted on this blog!


est-ce que ce n'est pas juste adorable?!

7/12/2007

you, me, and everyone we know

you new favorite band. yes.

and magazine editors are probably gonna hate putting them on the cover because of the comma usage. heh.

ohkay. this is amusing.

QueenAdreena says, "JOLENEEEE"

7/11/2007

my hands smell like clorox now...

...and that's what you get when Iero buries his face in the dust too many times.

old names/personalities the (current) Iero has (previously) used:

- Mickey
- Princess Gerard (forgive me Faith! i couldn't help it)
- GerardMikeyRayBobFRANK! (with the !)
- Frank

all hail My Chemical Romance. AND Pencey Prep.

FRANKK.

7/09/2007

panic! in your pants

Are you smiling?
um, yeah, cos Sarah C's sugar high now

When is the last time you met someone new?
yesterday, Klaryssa, i think. does that count?

What is irritating you right now?
the fact that i know html and my neck is aching

When did you last eat pizza?
i can't remember. really. maybe some saturdays ago.

Do you drink beer?
ew. no.

Do you have any friends who are famous?
do i? i don't know. probably.

Are you any good at poker?
strip poker.

What do you want?
i want it, i want it, i want you, i want a coin-operated boy

Are you tired?
only a little.

Last spoken words you heard?
Gabriel says, "SUICIDAL POTATOES!"

Have you ever kissed anyone named John?
uh, no. okay yes. because my brother's middle name's John. but HE kissed me.

Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?
my junk.

Pepsi or Coke?
i'm addicted to liquid cocaine.

Did you ever throw up?
the last time i remember was when i was 7.

Did you ever throw up while kissing someone?
if i did, poor person.

Who is the last person you hugged?
Jovee or Dharsh. i hug them everyday.

Are you restless?
definitely.

Is your computer a laptop?
nope, i like 'em big.

Are you allowed to stay up later than 10pm on a weeknight?
i'm not really sure. bedtime isn't fixed really.

How many xanga views do you have?
hmm... NONE.

Want to be a princess?
can i be your fire-breathing dragon instead? then i can tell the world about how dragons are strereotyped into big, mean, people-eating animals and the cruel knights who kill us for the girl.

Do you believe dreams come true?
yeah, i got déjà vu before. too many times actually.

Last song you heard?
Jolene, by QueenAdreena

Do you like Batman?
The Joker > vigilantes who kick Superman ass big-time

Who is in the room with you?
brother dearest.

Whose house did you go to last night?
grandma's.

Who was the last person you told you love them?
my cat.

What was the last thing you ate?
green beans.

What were you doing before this?
well i stole this quiz off Sarah Lingity Ling Ding Dong so i guess you could say blog-surfing.

What is the closest item near you that is blue?
a protractor. i have no idea where it came from.

What are you wearing on your feet?
my feet are nudists.

What instant messaging service do you use?
Windows Messenger. my computer ate MSN and Windows Live. i 'm thinking of AIM or something.

What is your favorite website?
probably MySpace. and Wikipedia. and RadioBlogClub. and random personal ones.

What are your favourite kind of footwear?
my feet are nudists!! but my wonderfully HAND-PAINTED, POSSIBLY DESTROYED FOREVER Converse-es. also, the ever-faithful beat-up something somethings that followed me to two states of Canada, Hong Kong, various places of Malaysia and of course Singapore.

What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?
jeans please!

What is the last movie you watched?
um.. seriously? i can't remember.

What do you currently hear right now?
Sunday Night Scene's Sucker For A Good Time (Acoustic)

When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
pants as in the Brit one: underwear, or other version: trousers?

When did you last take a shower?
five hours ago.

Where is your favorite place to be?
oh too many. carnivals for one. backstage too. VANCOUVER.

Where is your mom?
at Uncle Simon's house.

Where do you sleep?
on the bed, on a mattress, in a sleeping bag. my favorite's the floor/beanbag with Sprite.

Where do you shop the most?
anything goes...

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
it says, "Jasper, Canada" go figure.

Are you happy with where you live?
pretty much. but i could be happier.

Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
possibly. i'm not making any promises.

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
it would be hard.

Have you ever talked about marriage with someone?
Sarah C. and Matt at the same time. haha.

Do you want someone you can't have?
i can't think of it now. maybe my Coin-Operated Boy.

Do you believe love at first sight exists?
yep.

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
yep.

Do you believe that you can change someone?
yep.

Would you consider engagement or marriage right after school?
kindergarten.

7/07/2007

poetry slam workshop

'twas awesome.

yeah i loved it. a place to be over-dramatic and actually accepted!

(i'm trying to type this all as fast as i can cos i want to go watch Live Earth)

oh yeah, and at the workshop, we wore green for global warming awareness.

we also experienced some bad dressers, nice people and he-bitches.

(some) maris stella high school boys, you're an insult to humanity.

like, don't be a bitch and criticize people.

why? cos nobody likes bitches.

"but i don't care what other people think!" yeah, but that's in the bad way. BIATCH.

BITCH. BIOTCH. BIATCH. BETCH.

7 pm, gotta scoot.

7/06/2007

WHOA LIZZIE!

don't eat chocolate so late at night.

and check out this page.

SISTIC.COM

THE NOISETTES!! THE ACADEMY IS...!! COBRA STARSHIP!!

daddy dearest. PLEASE.

(though Hinder is a really lame excuse for hard rock)

404 - ERROR

can there be so damning a thing as cliques?

or annoying?

7/04/2007

the everything test

personality
more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are religious (67%), innovative (57%).

uh huh...

stereotypes
Punk Rock 80%
Emo Kid 56%
Hippie 53%

RIGHT...

life experience
Travel 9%

(i'm not gonna tell you anything else under that section. AND where i've travelled to, THEY DIDN'T PUT! so don't believe it!)

politics
your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 78% of the time.

i don't really care. what's a Socialist anyway?

socioeconomic
404 ERROR, SECTION NOT FOUND

because i put my yearly income as $0! hah!

if your life was a movie, it would be rated G.By the way, your hottness rank is 69%, hotter than 79% of other test takers.

rightt... and how do you know i'm hot? do you even KNOW me?!

take this test HERE.

gugh, another waste of time.

7/03/2007

dear mr. magazine...

heh, randomly surfing around, then i found this line, "please stop acting emo, 'cos you suck at it"

it's true how many bad actors there are.

"dear mr. magazine, i never wrote one single thing for you or your so-called music scene"

SO-CALLED.

flip through magazines, the girly-esque kind. or whatever they're called.

what do you see? MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE?! PANIC! AT THE DISCO?! FALL OUT BOY?!

these are the reasons why people are calling those bands posers now.

IT'S NOT THE BANDS PEOPLE! IT'S THE FANS!

fans! the stupid fourteen year-old wannabes too in love with the members!!

GAH!

"... hold your head high heavy heart"

and here's another line, "... i can't use the word emo, because its original meaning of 'emotional' has now become like, the definition of a young generation of problematic indolent retarded youths who slit their wrists."

this is the slam

poetry slam, that is. i know it sounds lame but what the heck.

award-winning poetry slam.

provocative, political, different. (the three P's)

i like the way they used two voices to make it sound... um... scarier? darn, i've run out of adjectives. (must read dictionary)

oh yes, and if you can't hear a thing then i suggest turning up the volume.

another one, i like this one better, funner, like.


"...BUT! like old-school Nintendo, all you gotta do is just- *blows*"

7/01/2007

dear me (an extremely polite reminder)

stop being so unbelievably misanthropic towards people you don't like/pity. leave them alone, for Heaven's sake.

"just do (sh)it"

and here's a good cause to support.


can you believe all the times we're fooled by the magazines? why do all the girls go after "perfection"?

beauty is being truly happy with who you are.

my happy ending. not really.

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
I'm Not Okay (cool)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Dangerous Game (haha)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Sleep (?!)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Disenchanted (HAH!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Dance, Dance (!!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Send My Love To The Dancefloor, I'll See You In Hell (fitting)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Forward Motion

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Life After Death And Taxes (wtf)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Give Me Novacaine (HAH)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Dead!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
Crash The Party (yay)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Here Without You (?!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous (HA!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Real Thing (fitting!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hypnotised (hahahaha!!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Patron Saint Of Liars And Fakes (HAHAHAHA!)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Leave Me Alone (cool)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Grenade Jumper

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Seven Minutes In Heaven (wtf?! hahahahaha!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Dancing Alone (SERIOUSLY! IT WAS THAT!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Use My Shoulder (uh huh)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon (HA)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
My Happy Ending