sorry, i was a little nuts just now.
definitions of nuts:
Hazelnuts
the not-so-scary stage of being nuts.
eg. Sarah, Lizz (however, Lizz has been known to suddenly combust into stages far more severe than your puny little brain could ever possibly imagine)
you heard that buster, i COMBUST. (poof!)
Kittynuts
that time of night when your cat (in your room) starts jumping around uncontrollably and consequently breaks that pretty porcelain jewelry box you got from someone special.
this usually mellows as the cat gets older, hence KITTYnuts.
eg. Sprite
Coconuts
tropical fruit that grows on tall trees.
also used to described a particular girl who is crazy for Anakin Skywalker and Orlando Bloom. and thinks i look like Mary-Jane Watson from Spiderman.
(then i laugh at her)
eg. Udi
Mattadamia nuts
extremely rare form of nuts. this only affects one person i know. it makes the person stricken with someone else and say REALLY weird things.
Hazelnuts
the not-so-scary stage of being nuts.
eg. Sarah, Lizz (however, Lizz has been known to suddenly combust into stages far more severe than your puny little brain could ever possibly imagine)
you heard that buster, i COMBUST. (poof!)
Kittynuts
that time of night when your cat (in your room) starts jumping around uncontrollably and consequently breaks that pretty porcelain jewelry box you got from someone special.
this usually mellows as the cat gets older, hence KITTYnuts.
eg. Sprite
Coconuts
tropical fruit that grows on tall trees.
also used to described a particular girl who is crazy for Anakin Skywalker and Orlando Bloom. and thinks i look like Mary-Jane Watson from Spiderman.
(then i laugh at her)
eg. Udi
Mattadamia nuts
extremely rare form of nuts. this only affects one person i know. it makes the person stricken with someone else and say REALLY weird things.
eg. Matt
there you have it. my dictionary of the known forms of nuts. i might add more later.
sidetrack: go read Chuck Palahniuk's Rant, he's an awesome writer, and i can tell just by reading the first chapter and a half.
sidetrack: go read Chuck Palahniuk's Rant, he's an awesome writer, and i can tell just by reading the first chapter and a half.
