not having my phone for a week...

...resulted in...

12 text messages.

five of which were from Sarah L:

1) "Alex Sarti is so hot! :)"
2) "Alex Sarti is hot, i bet youre jealous!"
3) "chad michael murray is one-quarter Japanese, wtf, he's hot"
4) "hahahahaha, im getting my hair cut right now. i think i saw my myspace friend farah"
5) "MY MOM THOUGHT VIN DIESEL AND CHRIS DAUGHTRY ARE THE SAME PERSON HAHAHAHAHAHA"

two were from Tricia (something along the lines of):
1) "rar my hair's so messed up, i used gel but it's not working my hair's too thin..."
2) "do you want to sneak in to watch Juno at around 7.30?"

two were from my mom, who forgot that i left my cell at my piano teacher's house, and therefore thought i was hit by a truck/kidnapped/something something.

one was a voicemail.

the other two were messages from Jolene and Amanda, asking me WHY HAVEN'T YOU COME TO SCHOOL TODAY (strained ankle) and CAN YOU LEND ME NEW MOON respectively.

bahahahaha.