10/01/2007

i make shampoo mohawks in the shower

Jon: bad grades got you down?

Ryan: maybe your parents groundedyou this weekend.

Spencer: maybe you had to mow the lawn twice in one day because you didn't do it right the first time.

Brendon: girlfriend dumped your ass?

Jon: don't worry 'bout it, cos life goes on.

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another conversation (with Stace)

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
YOU BELIEVED ME

the element i trace around the one i comply says:
when did i ever believe in you??

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
when i said i found hitler's testicle on ebay

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
WAHAHAHAHAHA

the element i trace around the one i comply says:
OH SHEESH

the element i trace around the one i comply says:
i really went to check it out ya know.

the element i trace around the one i comply says:
like, typed in "SPRAY ON PANTS"

the element i trace around the one i comply says:
and i got all these lists of green spray pants.

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
OMFG

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
i meant CLICK THE LINK

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
and watch the video titled SPRAY ON PANTS

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
wtf

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
GAHAHAHA

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
-poke-

the element i trace around the one i comply says:
okay okay im gullible!

Ninja Lizz (is looking for her sister Evelyn) says:
YES YOU ARE

(in case you're wondering, i told her i'd found Hitler's elusive testicle on eBay and i sent her a link and the cryptic message, "SPRAY ON PANTS")

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so there you have it folks. proof that i AM feeling happy today. somewhat dampened by a CERTAIN SOMEONE (i doubt she'll even notice), but positive on the whole.

i think, the major contributor of my happinessy feeling is the fact that i FINALLY GOT STEPHANIE MEYER'S TWILIGHT TODAY. yes, Twilight. that piece of comteporary Gothic literature i've longed for for the longest time.

and i have to say, it's absolutely absorbing. i mean, i've finished four fifths of it in less than 3 hours. it HAS to be good.

i think i've found my new favorite book. or books. because this is a Twilight SERIES. and i gotta catch 'em all (!).

-akward pause-

okay that was lame.