we had the best time at your party, the wife and I thank you very much

1. How tall are you barefoot?
- 5"2. or 5"9 with shoes.

2. Have you ever smoked?
- hookah.

3. Do you own a gun?
- you'd better run.

4. Do you hate someone right now?
- hate is a strong word. why can't we say, "have EXTREME dislike for..."

5. Do you get nervous?
- about?

6. What do you think of hotdogs?
- "we couldn't think of a better use for these spare chicken parts, so here's our new invention, THE WIENER."

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
- all of them.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- whatever.

9. Can you do push ups?
- on the wall.

11.What' s your favorite piece of jewelry?
- idk. you can't count, by the way.

12. Do you like painkillers?
- oh yes! i NEEED to feel numb!! - foams at the mouth-

1 3 . What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?
- i've got the russian nuclear bomb, don't tell anyone.

14. Do you own a knife?
- no, but does a chainsaw count?

15. Do you have H.I.V?
- righttt.

16. Name?
- Her Royal Highness.

17. Name 3 things u wanna do at this moment?
- go back to reading.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought lately:
- time.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
- marilyn. (manson)

20. What time did you wake up today?
- idk.

22. Current worry?
- i need to read.

23. Current hate?
- you.

24. Favorite place to be?
- sitting.

25. Least favorite place to be?
- with someone.

26. Where would you like to go now?
- here. and now.

27. Do you own slippers?
- no, and i'm proud of that.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
- white. butterflies courtesy of me.

29. Fav color?
- my favorite color is the cliche.

30. Last person u msged?
- of crs, ppl lk u cnt SPELL FOR CRAP.

31. Would you like to be a pirate?
- and a bottle of rum.

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
- my bottle of rum!

33. What songs do you sing in the
shower?
- fame>infamy. rings true.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
- why do we have to fear as kids?

35. What's in your pocket/s right now?
- you.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
- the irony.

37. Last thing that made you cry?
- the cruelty.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
- i broke my eye.

39. Who is your loudest friend?
- Polly. (wants a cracker)

42. Who is your most silent friend?
- Flopsy. Mopsy. and Cottontail. not Peter.

43. Last movie you watched?
- Alexandretta and the Hendrix Experience go to the Grocery Store.

44. What is your favorite book?
- Oliver Twist. go educate yourself.

45 .What is your favorite chocolate?
- the kind without milk.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
- Neutral Milk Hotel. have the best songs for rock love.

48. What were you doing 12AM last night?
- thinking of (strangling) you.

49. What was the first thing you did
today?
- wonder.

50. What was the last thing you did the day before yesterday?
- tea with the queen.